Dogs

I JUST MADE A SMOOTHIE WITH ALL ORGANIC INGREDIENTS

What have I become?

YOU WILL NOT DESTROY ME, INTERNET.

I’m a growed ass man. Innahnets, plz just set urslf up.

GALACTIC EMPIRE

THAT’S the name of the Star Wars game I played as a kid. Ddduuuuhhhhhhh.

Good thing I spent 20 minutes looking that up!

Every single time I move into a new place,

My dad asks, “Can’t you just steal someone else’s wifi?”

And every time I respond, “No dad, that’s illegal.”